I think I know you entirely.

Myspace much?

At least people at the BBS know/love you. UNLIKE ME.

Be grateful.

All I know is that everyone at the CS:S thread know you. Barely any of them even know I exist, which sucks since I contacted each of them at least once before during my time on the BBS.

That's how I feel on the BBS as well. Some days, I feel great since people are responding to a funny/intelligent post I make (which occurs VERY RARELY). Other days, I feel like shit since the most post I can are crappy one-liners people overlook. But look, I cheered you up by cheering me up!

Dont feel bad. you should be proud of yourself. Rank 48. that is impresive

No telling how you'll whore over 5 years now...

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

The night's slow and at work I hurt my brain,
I'm on a mission tonight to find cocaine,
A caffeinated drink to help double shifts I pull,
350% stronger than Red Bull,
Excederin, ephedrine, 7-11,
I ain't even playing yet, already in Heaven,
Warming up with EX and everyone's dreamin',
Nobody can run when I pull The Raging Demon,
Now I'm trippin' from the Dr.Pepper rum I'm sippin',
Watchin' the clock I wonder where the time is tickin',
Flippin' on the tower and the damn thing scans,
Automatically for virus enhanced spams,
The victory ringtone blasts from my phone,
I pick it up without thought to hear a voice moan,
(Girl) Baby, I need your floppy disk in my hard drive,
I hang it up 'cause my desktop's alive

(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause that is my duty

This is the time in the song if you need to go take a break, press pause,
do what you gotta do,
Check your voicemail, check your e-mail, check your Messenger,
Check your MySpace, check The Screw.
OK, here we go

She insisted with a text and voicemail,
That she wanted some lovin' without the "chainmail",
(Girl) You wanna hang out and do some "grown up stuff?
Not really babe, I'm busy fightin' by Thunderbluff,
(Girl) Hey you wanna hang out, I feel some magic happening?
Oh I bet it's magic, but it ain't The Gathering,
(Girl) LOL, OMG, we could go before class,!
I'm at level 14, I'll pass on that ass,
Why can't she see she's not for me,
She can't even res or help with XP,
Opened her account same time as me,
Tried to be with me and she's a level 3,
I will not stop until I'm level 60,
Killing everything and everyone until it hits me,
That's only one character that I know,
With my account I got 6 more to go

(Chorus x2)
I level up my druid when I'm playin' World of Warcraft,
Stompin' anybody steppin' close to my warpath,
It got serious, I'm passin' up booty,
So I can finish the quest 'cause THAT is my duty